Back From My Extended Hiatus

It has been a few months since the one year anniversary of my coming back to the Land of the Free (and it is a few weeks prior to the time this blog fizzled out in 2008). But never fear my poor depraved, ahem, brave, (jk) countrymen because I have returned--Though I doubt anyone will take note of it as even at its height this blog only had one regular reader (Hi, Ms. Kylie!). Nevertheless I decided it was hightime I started back up again. Because even after a year being back in my birth country I'm still floored by the backwards ways of Americans. So here we go once again. I present Coming Home Again: Take Two!